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African Speedway

This is were you defecate on a girl back and cum all over the turd and roll it down with a rolling pin
My stomach hurts. I think I need to give you an African Speedway.
by The boom boom clapper May 22, 2025
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african tomato

A euphemism for a cannabis plant usually single growing in a pot for personal consumption.
Get that African tomato behind the shed - the Bill are down the street!
by The Fat Welshman August 22, 2022
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african binoculars

When a girl sets her fat pussy lips into each of the guy’s eyelids and the guy starts blinking really fast, resulting in a strong orgasm for the girl, much related to Japanese raingoggles.
Big chungus asked Lola to please perform the act of African binoculars on him.
by Hamburbger June 12, 2021
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african cactus

Shoving both a penis and a dildo up someones ass
"YO DUDE! My mate just used the African Cactus on me"
by DICKYYOMAMA July 12, 2017
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David Fumero Are American-Cuban, David Styles Are African-Monoglian, And Angel Jose Robles Are American-Cuban-Dominican-Japanese-Netherlandersylu-Spaniard
David Fumero Are American-Cuban, David Styles Are African-Monoglian, And Angel Jose Robles Are American-Cuban-Dominican-Japanese-Netherlandersylu-Spaniard
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
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african trypanosomiasis

Sleeping sickness, usually spread by the tsetse fly
Oh no!, John has african trypanosomiasis, we have to take him to the hospital!
by ThatChineseKelvin August 18, 2024
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African Lip-Smack Torture

When there’s an African (Man/Woman) on the train with most likely, Gum or other chewing products in their mouth. The sound of their big lips smacking over-powers the sound of the train rumbling and noise-cancelling headphones.
Trazza: I was on the train back home and some bastard was giving me the African Lip-Smack Torture.

Gully: Sounds like a real bad time.

Trazza: Right? I was trapped on the train for another fucking 2 hours with her smacking her damn lips.
by brian 2 August 8, 2024
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