gymnast addict

That fucking girl thats 3 or more years younger than you that just shows off how energetic she is because of her youth by pissing you off in every single way and time.

Me:*sits on instagram*
Gymnast addict: wanna see me cartwheel
Me:*ignores*
Gymnast addict: *does it anyways and hits him in the fuckin face*

by Yolo_bruh_Just_yolo June 1, 2017

The Country Of Mexicos Inhabitants are addicted to left left accidents 《¤》

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Person 343: The Country Of Mexicos Inhabitants are addicted to left left accidents 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Exprezz That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

smartphone addict

People who do no longer have any hobby other than picking up smartphone for doomscrolling, hence they tie their self-worth to the maximum amount of screen time they can get from their parents

Ever since he got his new phone, Jake has turned into a total smartphone addict—he spends all his free time doomscrolling and has completely abandoned his hobbies, all while bragging about how much screen time he racks up!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025

Tall Striker Addiction

Tall Striker addiction is illness created by Edin Terzic. Coach is addicted to tall strikers most of the times.

When it is mentioned that Edin Terzic wants another tall striker, you can react that he has Tall Striker addiction

by ModroBAF November 14, 2023

jizz addict

A slang phrase describing someone who jokingly claims to be "addicted" to sexual release cum. It's often used in memes. online banter or exaggerated self-descriptions to sound provocative or funny. In most cases, it's not meant literally - it reflects someone who talks about or jokes about sex more than usual or someone who finds the topic entertaining in a comedic way,

'Bro, you need to chill with those jokes - you're turning into a tota jizz addict."

by AnnyomousCat28 November 4, 2025

baby platypus addiction

im right there is such a thing mwa hahahahahahaha

defined as ones addiction to baby platypus

used as "i have a baby platypus addiction

by SMart@ss101 May 30, 2023