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Brown Sack

When you poop in your hands and smack someone's bare balls with it.
I had to wash my nuts because I got brown sacked.
by Ana Appelbaum November 23, 2009
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Sack of Rye

Mister Sack of Rye announced Piranha Plant for Smash, but not Waluigi.
by Smith69420 January 17, 2019
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sack gargler

that tramp sure is a sack gargler!
by beecar September 6, 2006
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Silly Sack

A disgruntled nut sack, most commonly found on overweight adolescents.
"Wow dude, your nuts look like a mashed up piece of bubblegum. That is definitely a silly sack."
by Rodbonginator January 9, 2009
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Nob Sack

Condom (For those in Essex, UK. It's a form of contraception)
"She was the result of a split nob sack"
by That guy playing with himself December 23, 2009
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Sack Blasting

The rubbing of one's scrotum on the possessions of another, often carried out surreptitiously as a form of revenge.
"The night before I quit, I snuck into my boss's office, found his humidor, and sack blasted the business ends of his cigars."

"I can't believe your roommate slept with your girlfriend." "I can't believe he still hasn't realized that I've been sack blasting his toothbrush every night after he falls asleep."
by Shamelesss August 19, 2013
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one sack

the opposite of onegine:A feared and dreadful disease, also known as onewenis.
Very often, a seemingly mild case of onesack can develop into a more chronic, and sometimes even lifetime condition. The only cure for that strain of onesack is death - yours or his. Do you want to live with a debilitating illness??? God no!
Better to be single and go around fucking all the randoms you secretly wish you were fucking, and not allow this sneaky opportunistic illness take hold and ruin your life.
Unfortunately there is no way to vaccinate for onesack at the moment, although many of the world's greatest thinkers and visionaries are working on the problem as we speak - their greatest efforts so far concentrated on fizzy sweet alcohol drinks like Bacardi Breezers, otherwise known as "Leg-Openers", and guaranteed to put an illicit sexual event with a questionable whore on your calendar.
All I can say in warning, is be ever vigilant to the symptoms of onegina, which are enumerated as follows:
1. An amazingly huge amount of dry vagina thoughts and deeds
2. A constant look of contempt on your friends' faces when they talk to you
3. An appreciation for gay shit like "going out for dinner" or "taking in a movie" or at its worst, "a quiet one at home with the daddy"
Will lisa be coming out to get smashed tonight? no she won't. she's got one sack the poor cunt, and her days are numbered and her freedom ended
by Goorin October 4, 2012
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