I will be sick on Monday

Def. ( Irony ). To fake being sick, usually due to fatigue, stress or irrationality. This term, created by Generation Y, was made many years ago and has eased it's way into new lingo.

There is a test on Tuesday; therefore, I will be sick on Monday

by TheWeirdBear August 21, 2024

Lookin monday

When your looking like crap dressed in ur shitty clothes with ur hair messy as hell looking like you've been crying and smell like shit

Swaggy P was lookin Monday as hell when he showed up with a runny nose with puffy ass pants

by Fluffyfred503 March 23, 2017

Monday bag

When you wake up on Mondays but are too lazy to go out and purchase a condom, so you use a ziplock bag

Hey dude, what was with all the noise last night?

-Sorry man, Jessica and I were having sex

Nice! Did you use a condom?
-Couldn't find one, so I used a monday bag

by Slamthatspam February 14, 2017

Monday

The day the gods decide you should be as miserable and deppresed as possible so you can repay your sins😂

"It's Monday again, who killed someone??"

by The_one_true_shrek May 7, 2017

Monday

the worst thing that happened to the human race .

ugh Mondays are horrible 😝

by Meh life March 15, 2020

Monday

A day where anything and everything bad will happen. Tsunamis will take place. Volcanoes will erupt. Aliens will abduct babies. Your boss will fire you (for no apparent reason).

"My five-year girlfriend broke up with me."
"Damn, man, I'm sorry. When?"
"Monday."
"Of course."

by madeine July 19, 2016

Manfred Monday

The day on the 15th of April where we honour curly greasy hair, sweater vests, stained pants which are too large for you. God bless you

person 1: omg happy Manfred Monday!!
person 2: happy Manfred Monday, I love the greasy hair.

person 3: your hair is so greasy, so Manfred Monday of you!!
person 4: I know right!

by emeryyhearts April 15, 2024