Lag

A girl/guy that takes forever to text or respond back.

I can’t talk to Marie anymore she’s a lag.

by _McBeefi_ November 21, 2019

A Lag

Defined as a large group of Bibites, the titular organism from the evolution simulator game, The Bibites.

"I found a bunch of bibites moving together in a lag using the herding neuron."

by AnnoyedSonic June 1, 2023

Love Lag

When you fall too hard, too fast, for a person who will wait for the exact wrong moment to love you back.

Having to wait hours, or days for a reply from someone you say you're in love with? Sounds like Love Lag.

by Dim_Reaper June 7, 2021

its just lag

An excuse for an exploiter or hacker to justify their cheats

if you where to see someone hacking and they say "Its just lag bro! i swear!" then you know that mf lying

by menliker October 12, 2023

Bet Lag

The phenomenon that occurs when the losing party of a bet repeatedly forgets to grant the winning party its winnings due to apparent "memory loss".

Bet Winner: Do you have my 5 bucks today?

Bet Loser: Sorry, it's in my other wallet. Tomorrow for sure

Bet Winner: Damn, you have some serious bet lag!

by lagmaster69 October 14, 2011

Slang lagged

When someone's slang is 5 years behind and if they encounter modern slang they will proceed to misuse it and as often as possible. Usually found in sheltered/homeschooled kids, but not always.

Person 1: "Hey did you see Kevin? He was flossing and get this, he thought he was being cool!"
Person 2: "Rip bozo so slang lagged"

by BanHydrogenDioxide August 24, 2022

Locomotive Lag

It is similar to Jet lag, just that it happens after train travel. We feel sleepy and train.

Since I came today morning from home by Rajdhani express, I am feeling locomotive lag.

by Sagar Sonii November 20, 2023