The act of ripping anal beads hard out of an individuals asshole, while they are placed upon a spinning chair or anything of the sort, to create enough momentum to spin and or "rip" the individual in circles. Best done with 2 individuals competing in an arena until one runs out of momentum.
by Monger of the ass men August 2, 2021

A person who knows how to get anywhere at anytime, specific but not limited to driving directions. Human GPS slaps technological dependence in the mouth. It communicates skepticism and presumes trust in one's own ability to read a map, think and understand. In other words, "smart" technology makes us really stupid.
We're getting funneled through tolls like beer at a frat party.
F--- these clowns. Time to get it in with Human GPS.
F--- these clowns. Time to get it in with Human GPS.
by Harry Bird September 13, 2010

People that have hair that is so red and skin complexion that is so freckly white that they appear to be a completely washed out orange color.
by Orangepeoplehater November 12, 2009

Kristy Yamaguchi's routine was going great until she fell, and she started sliding around the ice like a Human Zamboni!
by dberto April 3, 2009

The act of squooshing ones facial cheeks, with the palms of your hands pushing up and in. This then creates the shape of a human heart.
by Rooooob June 6, 2007

by parleton May 21, 2011

When a man cums inside of a woman's eye and she looks up at a light to watch the sperm moving around.
by TheHumanMicroscope December 6, 2016
