gym candy

Steriods, a modern slang. Used more often with Bouncers (lames who are thin, who want to become the Mr. Universe!)
Than anyone else, they aren't eating raw eggs...

Mr. Universe 1
Hey man, my mouths so dry from lifting all these weights
Mr. Universe 2
Ok. I'll see If I can get you some candy.
Mr Universe 1
MAke it Gym candy!
Mr. Universe 2
O.K.

by Dodgs September 19, 2006

Arm Candy

Describing a very good looking person. I first heard this term on an episode of The Hills. Having a babe on your shoulder.

"Oh my gosh, Jenna's new boy friend is Arm Candy!"

by shohunny November 06, 2009

jew candy

The type of candy you don't want to get when trick or treating. The type of candy they only sell in bag form for Halloween.

Hey Butters! Don't go to the Smithstiens they are giving realy bad jew candy this year.

by Jazy84 October 29, 2007

Candis Johnson

Candis is stage Four Ligma or stage two Bofa where it destroys the enamel on the corner of your front teeth

Also used as a joke used for guys with (shmeats)

For example:
John: do you know Candis
Stacy: Candis who?
John: Candis Johnson
Stacy: who’s that
John CANDIS JOHNSON FIT IN YO MOUTH!!!!

by Candis22443 September 28, 2018

Candy Swiper

A nurse who recurrently raids the hospital's medical cabinets at work in order to support his or her drug addiction, and dependency.

The head Candy Swiper was nodding off as she proceeded to administer the saline drip.

by meqanick September 30, 2018

Candy Boyfriend

The sweetest most loveable boyfriend a girl can ever acquire. If you can get a yumma candy boyfriend, it means your pretty much the best thing to ever walk this earth. See "candy wife"

Me: "my boyfriends soo yummy!"
You: "ew"

Me:"noooo he's a candy boyfriend!"
You: "oh. Your so cool and lucky!"

by Konosk April 01, 2011

Candy Gang

A group of people often cucked by call-offs and no-shows in the workplace.

Candy Gang has been cucked by Go Karts for the third time this week.

by Yeetus Deletus June 20, 2018