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Liquid Death

A brand of of naturally alkaline mountain spring water from the Austrian Alps in a tall boy can. It’s meant to look like a beer can but the design is also reminiscent of energy drinks like Monster & Reign to.

Aggressively marketed to straight-edge punk rockers, healthy heavy metal hipsters, edgy teetotalers who don’t want to stand out among drinkers, people ditching energy drinks & kids who want to look like they’re drinking a something they aren’t supposed to.
Most fans seem to eschew soft drinks like soda as well but the carbonated version is much softer like beer (likely intentional so people trying to quit booze can experience a similar mouthfeel.)

Also has a charity element & environmentalist message; they donate a percent of proceeds to charities that clean ocean pollution & educate about how aluminum is much more recyclable than plastic. This makes it appealing to the socially-conscious crowd as well.

Brand is known for funny violent ads that trigger boomers & older Gen-Xers, purposely over the top & edgy videos , turning hate comments into metal & punk albums, making short films about murderous canned water from hell & inviting their customers to contractually sell their soul in exchange for water & a free tshirt.

Haters will say the buyers actually worship satan or only single dads with fragile masculinity like the product.
“Water is not yoga, water is Liquid Death”

“Grab a can of Liquid Death before it disappears

“That's probably thrilling to your investors
Water for heavy metal hipsters”

“LaCroix helped me quit CocaCola, Nixie helped me quit energy drinks, Liquid Death helped me quit beer, Oatly helped me quit cow’s milk.
by IbreathAir December 22, 2022
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Shovel Death

Ther Best way to kill someone... with a shovel... and your left nut hanging out of short shorts.
"Im So Gonna shovel Death Katherine Cassey!"
by HITLER HAS A VAJJ March 23, 2008
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Death Unicorn

A unicorn that is 9 feet tall, drinks blood, and eat human flesh. It gets its powers from Death Rainbows, which are rainbows made of blood, trust me, look it up. It also has teeth sharper than anything you have and will ever seen in your life. If you ever come across a Death Unicorn, I wouldn't even bother running, they're faster than even snails!
"Hey bro, what's up?"
"THE DEATH UNICORN! IT'S RIGHT ABOVE US"
by Mafia Pigeon March 15, 2022
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Death Shakes

Common symptom of a deadly hangover, when every fiber of your being aches, shivers and prays for death. The only known cure is copious apple juice or greasy foods. To be avoided if possible. May also be used as a synonym for hangover in general.
Person A: "Hm, it seems John has passed out on the carpet"
Person B: "Man, he's going to be ridden with the Death Shakes tomorrow"

Person X: "AUGHH WHHYYY HRBGLEGBW"
Person Y: "Here's some coffee, it'll help with the Death Shakes. I hope you've learned a lesson from this"
by Imp_the_shrimp July 9, 2011
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Death Romantic

The early forms of a style now known as "Goth". During the 80s when styles from bands like The Cure, The Smiths and Virgin Prunes was working it's way into the maturing New Wave scene.

Similar but not quite the same thing as Necromancy.
Judging by the way that chick is dressed with all the black and pale skin I would say she is Death Romantic.

Yeah I think you're right. Between the black fish-net stockings and the eyeliner her boy friend is wearing, I would say they are both Deathromantics.
by kuernodechivo January 25, 2010
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Taxed to Death

When Taxes get to high due to socialism some people may get taxed to death; a feeling similar to death due to to much taxes this may in fact cause you to temporarily live in your Friends trashcan.
Guy 1: Damn the taxes are real high right now
Guy 2: ya my friend just got taxed to death, and now he get out of my my trashcan!
Guy 1: poor guy.
by sub to yeet thins December 7, 2018
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Death Mix

A mixture of two or more non-complimentary alcohol's, usually stolen from parents before you can buy alcohol, and taken to a party or other social function.
J: Brian brought the fuckin' death mix to the party last night.
A: That shit was gross, but it did the job
by buttdoctor101 October 27, 2011
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