Flying J

A girl lays on her back at the foot of the bed with her legs spread and her feet behind her head. A naked guy with a boner leaps off the bed and tries to land it in her vagina.

I almost broke my dick last night giving some bitch the Flying J.

by T.L.Z. August 29, 2010

j-bomb

When you're scanning through radio stations and you're not sure if you've stumbled upon a christian station, the J-bomb is what you listen for in order to tell.

Dude, the singer just dropped the J-bomb! Change the station quick!

by Leefy Greans April 30, 2006

J-Mart

1. J-Mart is what most people assume to be a fictional knock off of K-Mart in the well known show South Park. In reality, and I don't think South Park's creators knew this, J-Mart is an actual store located in and around Orlando, FL. Yes I'm fucking serious, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life, Google it. Right now.

J-Mart caters to a myriad of customers including, but not limited to: Hood Rats, Brothers, Suckas, Skanks, Tricks, Marks, Skank Ass Tricks, Trick Ass Skanks, Mark Ass Tricks,Trick Ass Marks, Mark Ass Skanks, Mark Ass Marks, Pimps, Hoes, Jits, Crack Heads, Crack Whores, Scalawags, Wiggers, White Trash, Mexicans, Cubans, Puerto Ricans, Colombians, Guatemalans, Dominicans, Haitians, Brazilians, and anyone one else who lives in the ghetto.

J-Mart could most effectively be described as: Your local hood ass grocery store. It is conveniently located, you guessed it, deep within the ghetto.

2. The knock off of K-Mart depicted in the show South Park.

Mark Ass Mark: "Ay Cuh, I'm bout to rob tha J-Mart, you wanna ride?"
Sucka: "Shit nigga, I'm always down."

Jit: "Hey, Sucka! I got me a G.O.B. at the J-Mart!"

Brett: "Omg, is that seriously a fucking J-Mart?!"
Silvano: (In a very nonchalant manner) "Yeah dude, I told you we have those down here. It's pretty sweet. I've always wanted to go but my dad would never take me."

by The Furd March 11, 2011

j lo

a booty that's in good shape.

Her Jlo is like "whoa!"

by Iron Pimp December 10, 2003

J. Ham

To jack off or to beat during a class or session

Kid 1: Did you hear about that kid in third period?
Kid 2: No, why what happened?
Kid 1: I heard he pulled a J. Ham and got caught
Kid 2: Ewww! Gross

by Tommie The Tomahawk April 3, 2011

j-hob

Mafia term for a piece of business.

Time to get the j-hob done, Franky.

by DKLONE July 31, 2007

abishaa j

A girl who’s name is abishaa with a second name starting with a J is a very unique person. She is the most lucky person in life and will become a billionaire in the future. She will marry a sexy man all her friends around her will be jealous of. She has great dreams she doesn’t talk about that will come true. She has the must contagious smile that can make anyone fall in love and the most pretty out of all her surroundings. She has potential of becoming a model or a Bollywood actress because of her natural beauty she was born with. All the boys have a secret crush on her that is a deep secret deep down. She is the most freaky and can turn anyone on in an instant. Also the most funny and adventurous person to be around. She is most attracted to rich boys that are protective and handsome, someone that is outgoing and would go on adventures with her. Someone that is willing to give her the world. She is most likely to be a fire sign! Her future is very positive with a lot of spending. Her soulmate is most likely to start with an: A, N, J, Or S! She is very competitive and always wants to be the best in the room, and she is!

Bro that’s Abishaa J I want her because she’s so beautiful man. She makes me happy when she’s around!

by Dr Layla Harmon December 5, 2020