Cinderella poser

Someone that never really had to fight/work too hard for anything in life, but still wants the image of somebody that really did those things for show to the world.
The Cinderella poser always had someone else come help/save her if the going started to get tough, or if she started to get beat. She doesn't really know anything about loss, which is why she was never a true Cinderella in the first place.
by The Original Agahnim June 22, 2021
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Guitar Poser

A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.

These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.
Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face
by GazzeteBoke March 26, 2024
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poser queen

An infamous hacker from the 2013 tumblr days of instagram/tumblr who nicknamed herself "the poser queen" and posted pictures of herself. Nobody really knows if the girl in those pictures were actually her or she was just catfishing someone random.
Donny: hey, you heard about the poser queen yet?

Sid: no, who’s that?

Donny: she hacked my tumblr account in 2013, man! It was crazy! I found her Kik too, bro!"
by NotJonfromGarfield January 06, 2024
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Poser Syndrome

poser syndrome is when one is a beginner at skateboarding and his or her nose and tail is fucked up like a whore
whoa man, you got poser syndrome, you must suck at skateboarding
by Jordon Dornath May 30, 2011
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Poserativity

1. When a cretin decides to take a side of someone for the clout.

2. The scale of which a clout chaser is chasing the clout.
Gilad: I love this guys Instagram account
Vibhav: I remember you said you hate it before, What type of poserativity.
Gilad: Oh no you caught me, I'm a poser
by K.Ganesan February 01, 2021
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Poser

A person who acts in an affected manner in order to impress others.
by Ilizibith August 20, 2018
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Poser

A poser is someone with no friends and is most likely a real estate agent with a beard and a BMW
Look at that poser! He even parked his beemer in the driveway of the house hes selling.
by Iamdabonglord December 27, 2018
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