boyf mate

A boyfriend who's now more like a flat mate. On days off work he'll occasionally interact with his girlfriend to use the bathroom or ask for food. He's like a pet, needing food and attention at brief points of the day, but apart from that he disappears into his 'man cave.' Preferring to eat alone, he'll abandon his girlfriend after she cooks for him, making up an excuse to leave when she's half way through her meal, usually saying something like, 'i'm going for a smoke.'

Girlfriend feels as if she's joined an obscure religious order where solitary confinement is part of every day life, and forgets how it feels to be in a relationship.

how's your boyfriend, weren't you engaged?

he's not really a boyfriend anymore, more of a boyf mate.

oh, sorry to hear that.

by artdecolamphead August 20, 2013

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Mateful

When you have a life that is full of mates.

"More mates makes life more ... mateful!"

by cleverface August 25, 2011

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Soap mates

Soap mates are basically when two people stick together for a long time through all rough and hard times. Just like soap sticks to your hands and washes away the bacteria. A soap mate washes away your sins and makes you happy!!

"Oh they're so close, I bet they're soap mates!"
"My bestfriend is my soap mate, she never forgets to wash my sins away!"

by Zarwah/Fainab November 23, 2018

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