practicing your bedroom fantasies on the dining room table.
“I just put a hole in the side of my dining table! Now when my girl comes over, i can show her how table mating works.” *smirk*
by SapphireSteel March 25, 2022
Get the table matingmug. A way to silence someone by agreeing to what they just said. Usually said with a strong scouse accent for emphasis. The longer the phrase can be extended with additional words, the better.
Steve: hey have you thought about becoming a vegan?
Ted: yeah mate yeah, okay mate very good that yeah
Ted: yeah mate yeah, okay mate very good that yeah
by Yemateye October 6, 2016
Get the Yeah mate yeahmug. A boyfriend who's now more like a flat mate. On days off work he'll occasionally interact with his girlfriend to use the bathroom or ask for food. He's like a pet, needing food and attention at brief points of the day, but apart from that he disappears into his 'man cave.' Preferring to eat alone, he'll abandon his girlfriend after she cooks for him, making up an excuse to leave when she's half way through her meal, usually saying something like, 'i'm going for a smoke.'
Girlfriend feels as if she's joined an obscure religious order where solitary confinement is part of every day life, and forgets how it feels to be in a relationship.
Girlfriend feels as if she's joined an obscure religious order where solitary confinement is part of every day life, and forgets how it feels to be in a relationship.
how's your boyfriend, weren't you engaged?
he's not really a boyfriend anymore, more of a boyf mate.
oh, sorry to hear that.
he's not really a boyfriend anymore, more of a boyf mate.
oh, sorry to hear that.
by artdecolamphead August 20, 2013
Get the boyf matemug. 
Get the Hate-matesmug. by Jimmy butlers October 3, 2017
Get the ah litty matemug. by ssprose March 22, 2017
Get the Get in matemug. If your father does not provide any monetary assistance for a very long time. Your father might be also interested in woodz and piggery.
by woodzlover February 20, 2023
Get the matemug.