Jeremy

Pure being of chaos. Has a bat or anything else at all times and despite seeing the most stuff and being able to defend himself.. He cannot prevent people from stealing his man. He is also somehow in the most dangerous situations at all times yet somehow manages to make it out alive. He is the destroyer of worlds and we should be afraid of him.

"Damn did he just survive that fall?! He must be a Jeremy!"

by gothstarlover June 12, 2022

Jeremy

Jeremy is the most hottest and most sexiest guy alive. He sucks on toes . He’s the sweetest boy you could ever meet. The love I have for jeremy is a lot. He makes me smile and he brightens up my day. i can go on for years writing about Jeremy. Jeremy the most beautiful eyes and the most attractive voice. i can literally listen to his voice non stop for the rest of my life and never get bored of it. I, Ruth, know that HE is the dude that I wanna marry and spend the rest of my LIFE with. i still can’t believe he’ll suck on Kylie’s toes but it’s wtv 😒. We may be far from each other but never a part. - Love Ruth

Kylie- Damn Jeremy your man ? 😫
Ruth- yea, too bad u can’t have him. he’s already mine.

by Jeremy’s wife February 26, 2022

Jeremy

Angel in the streets, devil in the sheets. 7 feet tall. 7 feet dick. Gets excluded a lot by his friends and isn’t noticed very often. Has a knack for getting knocked down by cars. Blocks out the h8ers (Stephen Roche) with his giant hands. Drives a Skoda Fabia. Has never been seen in the same room as Francis Higgins. Coincidence? I think not.

Watch out! Jeremy’s got a knife!
That’s Jeremy’s seat.

by Diggaaaay November 25, 2019

jeremy fragrance

that one guy who plays ranked sw with arlo

wow that guy is playing ranked sw he must be a jeremy fragrance

by jeremy fragrance October 15, 2020

Jeremy

An Indian kid who calls himself black. He acts gay but is maybe not. He kisses dudes. And likes to sleep on the floor for fun. He has no rizz, and is partially deaf. He also like likes Queen Elizabeth. But he has the biggest forehead and nose you’ll ever see. But you know what that means… BIG PERSONALITY.

Have you see Jeremy

Me:No

by QueenElizabethdied September 11, 2022

Jeremy Hayes

Su un god

Person 1: oh wow ur so good at football
Jeremy Hayes: i know right su un god

by Broskisgodsplan July 6, 2019

Jeremy

A rich kid on the block that acts like he has no money whatsoever . Always coming through with them club turkey sandwiches and little sprouts like we don’t know he a trust fund kid handing out snacks.

Did you see Jeremy after school today?
Nah, but he did give me a hAAGEN daz bar during lunch today

by immmmapotatoo November 8, 2023