To spread open ones asshole, like a bagel, then to fill with cream (siemen) like cream cheese on a bagel
by FenTheGoat December 9, 2023
Get the The bagel treatmentmug. The most holy, nutritious and beautiful food ever to exist. It’s aerodynamic shape makes it ideal to eat. When combined with cream cheese it becomes the most amazing thing in existence of all that has been made by our savior.
by MasterBagel May 3, 2021
Get the Bagelmug. by dsjgviSEIRJGi June 20, 2019
Get the bagelmug. 
When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.
by sneeeze August 16, 2021
Get the Chinese water bagelmug. When a guy and a girl are having sexual intercourse, and the man pulls out and ejaculates around the girl's vagina.
by Thelegalseagull January 15, 2023
Get the Seasoning Your Bagelmug. A cult that hides as a company in which its employees have their toes cut off to be sacrificed to a unknown entity by the name of "Hugo". Some people who went to the main headquarters never came out. The employees would only say "They went to the bird room."
Jerald: Hey, wheres Johnny?
Joseph: I heard he went to the Birds of The Bagel headquarters.
Jerald: Well we can say bye to him.
Joseph: I heard he went to the Birds of The Bagel headquarters.
Jerald: Well we can say bye to him.
by [Worries] January 22, 2020
Get the Birds of The Bagelmug.