The way real people actually speak. To be contrasted with Proper English or the even more antiquated Received Standard, the speaking of either of which today in many situations will lead to strange looks, chuckles, sneers or cries of "Speak fucking English!" Reflective of the modern trend away from conformity, rigidity, artificiality and snobbery toward autonomy, creativity and the rejection of propriety.
Aaron: Good Day, My Good Man! I say, may I inquire as to the freshness of your pomegranates? Old, dry fruit is something up with which I will not put!
J.B.: Whoa, Homie, you talk like that around here and you'll get your ass kicked! You'd better check out the internet and learn how to speak fucking English. Urban Dictionary English can save your pathetic ass, Dweeb.
J.B.: Whoa, Homie, you talk like that around here and you'll get your ass kicked! You'd better check out the internet and learn how to speak fucking English. Urban Dictionary English can save your pathetic ass, Dweeb.
by Avery Clapsaddle September 30, 2011
Get the Urban Dictionary Englishmug. When you wake up your partner by pinching off two crumpets on their chest and then teabag ginger them after you fill their mouth with piss
by albynospyder July 28, 2015
Get the English breakfastmug. by WillyLily December 23, 2011
Get the English Country Bumpkinmug. When a male and a female are finishing up sex and the male is about to ejaculate on her chest or face but instead shoots his load into her eyes.
by DDOGVITO April 8, 2017
Get the English frog eyesmug. by exceptional September 5, 2013
Get the english muffin timemug. A traditional Cream Tea is Cream and Jam on a Scone with a pot of Tea, a modern take of it involves a male fucking his woman whilst she is on her period, he pulls out with a bloody cock, the jam, she then proceeds to jack him off, when he cums she stems the flow so that it trickles down his cock, the cream, the male then wipes his cock covered in blood and cum, the jam and cream, between the womans ass cheeks, the scone, then eats the jam and cream from the scone before ending by pissing all over the woman, the tea.
by tanski27 April 3, 2011
Get the The English Cream Teamug. Big ass, beautiful asian eyes, white skin and an east london accent. The fruit salad of all fruit salads. Really loud and absolutely crazy. A hot bitch who is a total freak in and out of bed. Mainly out though. Kinda weird but very lovable. Bubbly and fun and never boring. Faithful and sweet pretty much perfect. Hard to tie down but once you love her you never stop. Once you have been englsih chinese Jamaican you never go back. EVER. YOu can't. even if you try.
by Brokenheartedsparkyp April 18, 2010
Get the English Chinese Jamaicanmug.