Warm dog

When you have an uncontrollable love of both food and sex to the point where you are left with no choice to combine your passions.
This leads to the logical choice of putting a hotdog up the anus of your chosen partner, but in the interest of not wanting to waste food, proceeding to eat said hotdog afterwards; at this point it has become a warm dog

I was so horny and hungry last night, as usual, so I decided to give Sarah a warm dog

by Whitedove9 December 8, 2016

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chilli dogged

Chilli dogged, is the action of analy sexing your female partner and pulling out prior to ejaculation and reinserting into the vagina against her wishes.

Bro , I totally chilli dogged that chick last night.

by belhieg December 13, 2016

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Mad Dogged

The act of getting stalked by someone you don't want to talk to, but they are persistent to the point you can't go anywhere until you have talk to them.

I tried to come over to your pad, but my neighbor Mad Dogged me into hearing about her latest ailment.

by jasonace October 21, 2015

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Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.

Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!

by Wes the Human November 3, 2015

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