Cunt

Surprisingly not your mom, but mine. Most of the time, to say the least.

If it weren't for the fact that I came out of her canal, I wouldn't have give a flying fuck for the cunt.

I still love you mom.

by Innocently Wise October 10, 2016

Cunt

In Australia, it means friend

Aussie 1: Oi cunt, can ya' get ova' here an' grab that beer behin' ya'?
Aussie 2: Yeah, sure mate.

by Australian Cunt June 18, 2018

Fat fucking cunt

A person who has a large ego

That bitch jessyca Weatherholtz is a fat fucking cunt

by Lordloxley April 8, 2019

Stingbat cunt

Noun, Australian slang denotes a male who has upset individuals ir parties with his actions.

There goes that stingbat cunt jonno who sells ice to kids.

by Marsee April 10, 2023

Sad Cunt

When you're with your misso and she dumbs you so you come crying to the boys as a second options

Fuck me, Jordan was such a 'Sad Cunt' on Friday

by Crackhead from down the road July 7, 2019

Cunt wind

Whenever a woman speaks,the man hears a rushing wind sound eminating from her mouth.

The Cunt wind from her mouth knocked his hair plugs out.

by Whyte Rhabit May 28, 2023

Cunted

When you are so drunk beyond the point of being paralytic, not know who your with, what you’re doing or how you got to that state.

Fuck me im absolutely cunted

by Wankered August 2, 2019