Tool Bag

The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits

Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"

Jarrret is a tool bag.

by Bubba gunk September 3, 2017

Cheeto Bag

A very fat anti Trump white guy who constantly talks about Trump’s orange skin.

STFU Cheeto Bag, talk about something else.

by MikeHunt65 November 18, 2020

Bag of dicks

A person who is so ugly both as a person and as an eyesore that they resemble a bag of the male reproductive organ; also used to describe a man who is unkempt and has bad hygiene.

Dude came over to my house and hadn’t showered in two days! He was looking and acting like a total bag of dicks too! He expected me to cook AND clean for him and he’s a grown man.

by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021

weezing bag of dick tips

eating ass with a spoon

that asshole! That Weezing Bag Of Dick Tips

by dildor defender of porn December 2, 2016

Antarctic Nose Bag

When you take a child bag them in a Walmart bag, refrigerate them for 3 weeks then to stick their nose up your butt for 1 hour. Then to send them to your uncle’s house

Hey bro have you tried giving your cousin the Antarctic nose bag yet??

by The real gangster December 23, 2020

Punching bag

British person

British people are punching bags

by Hoofedtoaster96 April 28, 2021

Boob Bag

Clothing which makes the outline of breasts clear. It is functionally closer to a boob sock than a pushup bra.

Literal translation of the Japanese word 乳袋 (chichibukuro), which appears in Anime/Manga

Her shirt was so tight that they appeared to be a boob bag

by Agnishom February 12, 2025