Shirt off shit

When you take a shit and it becomes so intense that you have to remove your shirt for air.

Okay I’m back guys I just had to take the most agonizing shirt off shit ever. That toilet is finished.

by Doshiku August 1, 2025

show him off day!

post him on any social media!!

A: “Hey today is show him off day! Are you going to show him off today?”

B: “huh?”
A: “today show him off day you have to post your boyfriend on any social media and show him off!”

by ! <3 October 17, 2021

jump off

to only date a girl for her friends..

why were you with that fat ugly girl last night?

she was juat a jump off ,i wanna get with her sister but i dont know her

by NorCal Slanger January 5, 2017

That shit pisses me off

I don't give a flying fuck what pisses you off. If you knew what pissed me off (and you DO) you would do it intentionally and laugh about it you retarded bitch.

Hym "I don't care. Really. I don't. What about it pisses you off? That it inspired people to do great things? That I've literally written 15% of the public discourse with my own 2 hands? That the intimations of my work are so numerous that I can hardly escape the plurality of my own existence? That if you started writing the well would run dry before you even finished your first page? 'That shit pisses me off' I thought everyone was better than the fat loser incel who sits around and plays video-games all day! What happened!? It doesn't LOOK like you're better. I thought I was worse. For years you had me thinking I was worse. And now you're pissed off. Tell the world and see if they give a shit. That's what I did. Let's measure your results against mine."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

Blew the doors off

To be exceedly better at something than everybody else

She blew the doors off this test.

by JerrysWords May 4, 2025

get off my yard

When in traffic, getting behind someone who isn't going when the light turns green; Get going; you're in my way; you're going too slow.

Let's go Beamer! Get off my yard!

by Jeepsforever August 10, 2017

Whack-off Collage

A collage of pictures you e thrown together in ms paint to fap to so that you don't have to scroll through pictures while you go at it.

"My clicker finger was getting tired of going through pics in my spank bank so I made a Whack-off Collage."

by E3rdrocket December 30, 2013