rub-off factor

checking the amount of spray on tan that has rub off on your clothes after a spray tan

girl 1: "what are you checking your shirt for?"
girl 2: "just checking my rub-off factor"

by SuziObscura January 10, 2008

Sub-Off

Term used to describe a man (typically overweight) who finds pleasure when masturbating with a delicious subway submarine sandwich around their shaft.

Mike couldn’t wait to get home from work and Sub-Off to pictures of Jared.

In Mike’s fantasy, he imagines Jared subbing him off with meatball marinara on wheat, lettuce, tomato, and Swiss cheese; all while he eventually produces the mayonnaise.

by Subway Potts April 13, 2011

bumming off

A word to confuse your Mom !

Mom your bumming off "So & So "

by MommyH August 15, 2015

Get off

To kiss someone with a lot of tongue involved, also known as necking on

Boyfriend: I want to get off with you

Girlfriend: Ok

by KermitdaFrog✌✌ May 16, 2016

to pull off a Karen

Peeing on a bed that does not belong to you, and make up a ridiculous excuse for it later on.

Oh my god man, she totally pulled off a Karen last night!
-Oh so that's the fish smell!
Haha she told me that she was still wet from the storm, what a lame excuse!
-Next time I crash at her place, I'm going to pull off a Karen everywhere! The couch, the matress. Hell maybe even the kitchen stove!

by yknarC July 23, 2010

the person who cut you off

A complete asshole. Deserves the death penalty.

Hold on, this little peice of shit just cut me off on the interstate! Can I legally open fire?!
Who is the person who cut you off?
I don't know, some dick in a new corvette.

by Racist Asian May 7, 2018

smash off

For an action star to masturbate using two sledgehammers during a scene in a movie set in ancient Egypt.

Abram: "Damn, did you see the new directors cut of the Scorpion King?"

Layton: "What?"

Abram: "The deleted scenes, dude!"

Layton: "Oh yeah?"

Abram: "Yeah dude, Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson totally did a smash off all over Michael Clarke Duncan!"

by WuShock April 20, 2010