teach an old dog new tricks

when someone does something for a long time and its hard to teach them new abilities.

you cant teach an old dog new tricks, my uncle never learned how to use his cellphone.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016

Oral dog

When you are getting a blowjob and your partner bits down really hard like a dog chewing on a bone

MAAAN. That girl game me a oral dog when she chewed on my dick

by Ape man November 27, 2016

hot dog

The absolute definition of an ignorant ass man. The most whack dude you can imagine. Everything they say is slightly weird and out of place.

That is a hot dog ass man.

by dumsol November 27, 2016

Cock dog

When you put hot dog condiments on a cock then you suck the condiments off

My girlfriend gave me a cock dog. I came all over her face

by ramilthedeal@snipergangkodak December 1, 2016

dog biz

Dog Shit, or dog poop.

I stood in a large pile of dog biz this morning.

by Heapcreed December 1, 2016

combing the dog

ie - Got nothing going on; bored to death.

Girl, "hey Jim, what's going on tonight?" Jim replies, "Just combing the dog".

by EarlZelli December 5, 2016

Warm dog

When you have an uncontrollable love of both food and sex to the point where you are left with no choice to combine your passions.
This leads to the logical choice of putting a hotdog up the anus of your chosen partner, but in the interest of not wanting to waste food, proceeding to eat said hotdog afterwards; at this point it has become a warm dog

I was so horny and hungry last night, as usual, so I decided to give Sarah a warm dog

by Whitedove9 December 8, 2016