Baby daddy

A baby daddy is a man whom you aren't married to and he has impregnated you. therefore he is your baby daddy.

Me: he baby daddy
My baby daddy: shut up fat whore

by Mag- pag April 19, 2020

Baby momma complex

Where the baby momma refuses to let the dad interfere with his child’s life regardless of custody agreements, and then complains to social media and friends that the baby’s dad “ain’t shit” and that she’s all alone as a parent.

I keep trying to get more time with my son but Amber has a baby momma complex and thinks I’m the worst.

by MasqueradeQueen April 21, 2020

Baby

Baby’s are cute and all but when will they ever shut up. They’re eyes make us brainwashed by they are cute but soon the baby’s will take over the world and there will be no survivors. :>

Humano1:aw that baby is so cute
Humano2: aw thanks

Baby: -.-

by Ebola:> April 22, 2020

Freaky Deaky Baby

(noun) A person whose an insanely hot cutie that knows how to let go and be a bit goofy, and a bit.... freaky ;)

James: "Damn Allen, shes an interesting girl"
Allen: "Yeah, shes my Freaky Deaky Baby"

by Allen_Tony April 22, 2020

Man baby

A grown ass man who still lives w his parents and sponges off them not paying any bills.

Travis is a man baby cause he's 30 and still lives with daddy..

by Bobett Hard April 24, 2020

Buff Baby

Buff Baby is a song base off of the show Adventure Time. If you don't know that show then go watch it boomer.

Jimmy: *sings in a cool tone* I''m a buff baby i can dance like a man!

Hubert: that is one classy man.

by Diesel patches February 10, 2020

Brown baby beej

When someone has a perfect cylindrical shit that they call “ a brown baby” and the lassie eats your ass and sucks it like a dick.... brown baby beej

“Mary, I have a serious shit coming, fancy giving me a brown baby beej?”

by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 10, 2020