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Bag of tits

When a woman's breasts hang so low down that you have to reach all the way down her top to grab them. Obviously, this is sexual harassment if done without consent, so don't do it unless both you and her want to do it.
Guy 1: So what'd you do today?
Guy 2: My girlfriend had a massive bag of tits, and I grabbed those puppies and smushed them!

Guy 1: Man, I wish I was you :(
by Turtilator200 July 23, 2016
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bag fumblage

the noun version of the verb 'to fumble the bag'
that guy's dick was right there you coulda had it. major bag fumblage if ive seen it
by faggotyies February 20, 2024
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Skin bag

-The ballsack of a modern king who can sing (@Igobycj)
-Your body
“I sat on my skin bag and hit a high note
“I scraped my skin bag on the sidewalk
by Koko97 July 21, 2023
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Bag-Tag

A game played primarily by Canadians where one player restrains another by the arms and waits for another player to attempt to strike the testicles of the victim, whilst saying "where's that bag" repeatedly. This is usually done by surprise and without consent of the victim. This game has been popularized by the Canadian television show "Just Passing Through".
"I was hanging out with my Canadian brothers the other day until they surprised my with a nice game of Bag-Tag. Needless to say, my nuts have never been the same."
by Fancymonocleguy September 21, 2016
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european soldier bag

A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.
Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.

The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.
by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011
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John Alan used this term to refer to Kanye West after he tweeted that women being called bitches in rap is a term of endearment.
MIke: Did you hear Kanye's new album?
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.
by I-am-not-the-same September 15, 2016
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Squeezing The Bag

When your box of wine seemingly runs dry, average mortals would toss the box in the trash. Instead, you know to open the box, pull out the bag and squeeze the shit out of it, and magically, two more glasses appear before you.
Dude, you’re out of box wine!
Worry not, mi amigo, open the box and start squeezing the bag.
by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022
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