A golf term used to describe someone who has all the latest equipment and expensive taste but can’t play very well. Also used in the business world to describe people who dress nice and can put on a front but can never finish a project or close a deal.
by Crabman69 May 04, 2019
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A person who enjoys dancing with a scrotum. Usually holding it at arms length between both thumbs and pointer fingers, with elbows slightly bent. Most beginning bag dancers are known to start slowly, with an easy song, such as "boogie shoes" by k.c. and the sunshine band.
"I was at the ass-donger Cafe last nite, and a guy with well groomed eye brows started to be a bag dancer to November Rain by guns n roses..it was epic!, so much so, I launched an iron pipe in my pants!"
by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025
Dan is a man amongst a bag of dicks. Despite being sick, he still went camping only to listen to his friends complain that it was raining.
by Chappy not Scott March 14, 2024
Truffle Bag: What an elderly woman's vagina is called once it has been invaded and infused with over-inflated vericosed veins.
That woman has a truffle bag that should be buried under a tree.
The dirty old lady bastard said, "Hey boys come and look at my truffle bag"
The dirty old lady bastard said, "Hey boys come and look at my truffle bag"
by Magaguadavic December 17, 2018
by Avalencia2 November 15, 2022
That HO BAG's a lot lizard who just got beat up by some Locale shmoe!! She was walking around town talking shit about everyone she doesn't know & looking for dick even though she/it doesn't know what a shower is!!!!! L.M.F.A.O.H.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by This ain't PSUEDO!! February 05, 2024