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Tool Bag

The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits
Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"

Jarrret is a tool bag.
by Bubba gunk September 3, 2017
mugGet the Tool Bagmug.

Wet bag

"Tessa brooks, chanise is such a shallow wet bag how can he do that to tessa"
by Wahtttttttttttt July 31, 2017
mugGet the Wet bagmug.

Cheeto Bag

A very fat anti Trump white guy who constantly talks about Trump’s orange skin.
by MikeHunt65 November 18, 2020
mugGet the Cheeto Bagmug.

Colostomy bag

The same as calling (insulting )a straight male a douchebag they like pussy so (douchebag) ; You can't call (insult) a homosexual ,gay, transgender male a douchebag because he doesn't go for pussy, vagina, linage, twat, gushy, pink paradise, coochie. Gay men play with anal, booty, asshole, poop shoot, man's asshole. Therefore they are colostomy bags not douchebags in my opinion by definition
Did you see all those f****** colostomy bags in that new little Nas x video twerking in the shower naked that was super out of pocket, a damn shame hello colostomy bags, trifling!
by Indigo 💙 Blues August 20, 2021
mugGet the Colostomy bagmug.

Toe bag

Used when you want to say something rude to another but the person won't know what it means so they can't really be offended. Used when you describe someone negatively.
"Everest is such a toe bag"
by ToeBagcreator April 3, 2024
mugGet the Toe bagmug.

bag

Get out your bag bro

I’m in my bag rn man”
by Tibfnm January 17, 2022
mugGet the bagmug.

Speed Bag the Pickle

Looking at those big tits makes me want to speed bag the pickle.
by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025
mugGet the Speed Bag the Picklemug.

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