butt weep

Diarria so bad, lengthy, or reoccurring that by the end of the day your asshole and surrounds are painfully scorched.

Your ass feels acid etched after a round of diarria.
"Damn, I musta ate something bad, I got butt weep."
"Remind me not to eat that again, it'll make my butt weep."
by mgrov13 December 03, 2020
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monkey butt

When you are a suck up and are very obvious about it
Trey was such a monkey butt in class today
by Mcdermont October 24, 2017
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Butt Jointing

Butt Jointing also known as ‘Spigoting’ when scaffolder engages in the sexual act of joining two Brasses (prostitutes) together arsehole to arsehole using a spigot fitting.
‘Went out strait after work with the boys on the Wandsworth job and got on the Stella and packet last night ended up in a Brass house (Brothel), couldn’t get a hard on so I ended up Butt Jointing two Brasses (prostitutes) together and talked shit to them while watching them stagger about like a human crab slapping my limp meat about’
by ArseWeasel March 04, 2023
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Butt-crack straggler

The hairs that migrate down your back and get stuck in your butt crack and prove uncomfortable to remove.
by ShotgunCharlieB February 14, 2018
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itchy butt syndrome

Otherwise known as the “Joe Fallon” It is a case where u forget to whip ur ass and ur butt becomes itchy
Damn I got a case of the Joe gallon right now (itchy butt syndrome)
by YaMom69 December 30, 2021
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butt chugger

One who takes a beverage, usually alcoholic, rectally, often called butt chugging. Can be used affectionately from within a group, or pejoratively.
If your name is Conner, you attend USC, and you funnel beers through your butt you are an undisputed butt chugger . I wanna be just like Brett Kavanaugh. He was a grade A butt chugger.
by Deadmusiclives April 25, 2020
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Booze butt

A synonym for when you are hungover and you have the shits.
Dude1:”bro I drank a whole bag of wine last night and I’m dropping saucy deuces every hour”

Dude2: “damn dude, sounds like you gotta bad case of booze butt.”
by Johnny-savage93 March 14, 2019
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