one direction sexual

only attracted to one direction

hi what’s your sexuality?
oh i’m one direction sexual

by one direction whore December 30, 2020

one finger push-up

An Anime stunt that involves doing a push-up with your pinky. Often used in more unknown animes’.

Guy 1: I’m ‘bouta do a one finger push-up. Guy 2: Impossible. Guy 1: AAAAAA (ow) and done. Guy 2: WHAAAAAT???

by ¿ Lunar ? May 20, 2023

One nonce, one noose

A maxim which states the only appropriate way of deadling with paedophiles

Jim: We need to show sex offenders compassion Steve: No way. One nonce, one noose.

by peronasunlight September 20, 2021

one handed jousting

One handed jousting is the solo act of a male human self-pleasuring though the act of masturbation.

"Bet you were one handed jousting that image of Tanya last night."

by Farfox5 November 7, 2014

One-parent

When one parent doesn't allow the other parent to have a say in decision-making or discipline of a child.

I tried to punish him but you cut me off so I'm going to let you one-parent his discipline for biting Todd.

by Weapon H April 21, 2021

one it

clowns. we believed that x1 was going to be active for 5 years but instead we got 5 months🤡.

xx: why this "x1" group already disbanded?
one it: *cries*

by colorsyabuki September 2, 2020

one of them queers

An old saying old people use it describe LGBTQ+ people

I came out to my grandpa today. He said

“You’re one of them queers, aren’t ya?”

by Cr4ig.._ March 4, 2023