It's what happens to a woman who just got out of a rough relationship, and has a black eye that still needs healing, and she happens to run into R. Kelly, who takes her to his place for endless golden streams of sophisticated Champagne, gently grazing over her bruised eye socket.
by Panspermia◠◡◠◡⚈ May 31, 2024
Get the Black Eyed P.mug. A designated differential to make personal reference as opposed to "White Allen". Eg.: Always late, leaves work 4 hours too early, bad attitude, possibly with anti-social, schizoid, or paranoid personality disorder.
by Who Dat Too March 2, 2021
Get the Black-Allenmug. Dear urban dictionary mods: sorry if this is kinda offensive, I don’t mean it that way. I have black friends. I worked really hard on this so please don’t take it down, Mwah.
Alright kids, imma tell you a story. This doesn’t really belong on the urban dictionary but at the same time I couldn’t think of a better place for it. I first heard this story at the deer lease so those faint of heart should not read on. Thank you for reading, I give you “The Black Afterlife”.
Once upon a time there were three black kids. These black kids were looking for forgiveness for their ratchet and awful sins one day and stumbled upon a preacher. The preacher said that they needed Jesus, so they went off to find him. They arrived at the pearly gates and saint peter told them to wait a second so he could ask Jesus if it was okay to let them in. Jesus said to saint peter, “I told you that all men, white, black, Mexican, Asian, and Native American were created equal. Let them in.” Saint peter went back to the gates and saw that they were gone. He went back to Jesus and told him the news. Jesus asked “Who? The black people?” And saint peter said “No, the pearly gates!”
Thank you for reading!!! Also sorry to the mods if this isn’t really a definition. I could’ve posted this on Reddit or something but I don’t think the fan base likes offensive stuff like this as much as the urban dictionary. Please don’t take it down!
Sincerely,
The Texan Pennsylvanian.
Alright kids, imma tell you a story. This doesn’t really belong on the urban dictionary but at the same time I couldn’t think of a better place for it. I first heard this story at the deer lease so those faint of heart should not read on. Thank you for reading, I give you “The Black Afterlife”.
Once upon a time there were three black kids. These black kids were looking for forgiveness for their ratchet and awful sins one day and stumbled upon a preacher. The preacher said that they needed Jesus, so they went off to find him. They arrived at the pearly gates and saint peter told them to wait a second so he could ask Jesus if it was okay to let them in. Jesus said to saint peter, “I told you that all men, white, black, Mexican, Asian, and Native American were created equal. Let them in.” Saint peter went back to the gates and saw that they were gone. He went back to Jesus and told him the news. Jesus asked “Who? The black people?” And saint peter said “No, the pearly gates!”
Thank you for reading!!! Also sorry to the mods if this isn’t really a definition. I could’ve posted this on Reddit or something but I don’t think the fan base likes offensive stuff like this as much as the urban dictionary. Please don’t take it down!
Sincerely,
The Texan Pennsylvanian.
by The Texan Pennsylvanian February 27, 2022
Get the black afterlifemug. Black is a color that most people like but when it comes to skin many hesitate about it. Then again the color black is considered as a bad ending or bad sign in many cultures but black also means the rise of a new era basically a new beginning of life or journey
by Blamed outcast November 23, 2021
Get the Blackmug. by wocky nuts masta March 16, 2021
Get the black cockmug. This word describes a black person that spend alot of time with mostly white people. they're not a stereotypical black person but he still is looked at as a true (not racial) black person. a black person that treats everyone equally and is open to all cultures
"Man when I first met Marcus, i thought he was going to be like one of those steryotypical black people but he's actually really nice to me and treat me well.... but hes still black you know? He's not the black person you would expect but still a black person."
by kam11345 February 10, 2017
Get the Not the Black Person you would Expect but Still a Black Personmug. A black baby girl is a black women or girl who has very good and interesting fashion taste and usually has a few tattoos and is usually wearing a fake or real piercing on their nose and usually has a few piercings in their ear and they are the life of the party when they walk in a room everyone turns to look at them they can pull anyone regardless of the gender they are so fun and have a great sense of humor and some bbg are spiritual and they are so caring and sweet that it so hard to hate them.
Tyshon: Omg who is that she is so beautiful
Layla: Oh that shela everyone loves her people usually call her a bbg (black baby girl)
Layla: Oh that shela everyone loves her people usually call her a bbg (black baby girl)
by Nyla06 August 22, 2021
Get the Black baby girlmug.