John in the Bag

A cheap Chinese knock-off of Jack in the Box.

Where do you want to eat?

John in the Bag.
Uh, you mean Jack in the Box.
No, John in the Box, the superior restaurant.

by Aidanj123 May 9, 2018

Bag o Sorrys

When someone takes something of worth from you and gives you back a bag filled with little pieces of paper that read " Sorry".

I took my Bag o Sorrys to the car dealership man to buy a new car, and he said they have no value! He also said they are a currency from insane people.

by LittleLamb777 June 12, 2018

bag shagger

Jumps on the first thing they see moving and tries to have sex with it....

Person 1: This guy just reached out to me from years ago. I hardly know him and he claims we're close friends.

Person 2: Yeah sounds like a right bag shagger...

by Marky20900 October 2, 2023

d-bag

An abbreviation used by 11-year-olds instead of "douchebag" so that their parents don't throw a tantrum over the actual word.

My friend, you're such a d-bag!

by ManGroover December 20, 2015

bag jam

The condition of getting your balls jammed between your legs as you walk or run as a result of shaving your scrotum

I shaved my balls for my date tonight but I'm getting a lot of bag jam

by waynestayne September 4, 2016

felony bag

A felony bag is the small carrying case used to organize & tote around the tools & gadgets needed to get high. A felony bag may include, yet not limited to, the following- a glass pipe, chore boy, a metal stick, syringes, tourniquet, cotton, metal spoon, alcohol pads, rolling papers, etc.

Damn girl, ur not afraid of getting caught with that felony bag in ur purse?

Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!

by Bunny Palacio May 30, 2018

Bag of chocolate

A bag of chocolate means when a guy doesn't wash his ass, and blames it on chocolate. Mainly Women would use this term to a guy who doesn't wash his ass or wipe well.

Women: "Honey what's this brown stuff on the bed?"
Man: "Um. . . A piece of chocolate probably fell from the bag of chocolate. . ."

by Creamsoda69 July 6, 2021