sponge-bag

Someone who says and spells everything wrong.

Man: How are you doing Barney and Morris ?

Bennie: My name is Bennie, and he is Boris.

Boris: What a sponge-bag !

by TecazHernandez August 24, 2022

bag of sammie

Just a literal bag full of plupped up cocks, in fact the bag is actually made of scrotal tissue and hair.

Man my mom has literally been a bag of sammies all day bro

by Sammie420hatter September 16, 2018

Put the fries in the bag

The tiktok slang “put the fries in the bag” means when a tiktoker who fell off tries to be relevant and instead is being annoying. People are just trying to say to quit and leave social media and get a job at McDonald’s.

Jack Doherty is an example of someone who needs to put the fries in the bag.

by I Swallow Your Come July 24, 2024

garbage bagged

1.the act of fucking a woman so many times in the ass with a condom it turns black, thats when you know you have a garbage bag!!!!

2. the act of having a woman shit in your condom and then inserting the genitalia into the GARBAGE BAG!!!!!

1. "yeah dude i garbage bagged mary last night!", "how black was it?"

2. "i got garbage bagged last night, it was fucking terrible, didnt even see it comin"

by Super Badass Sweet Daddy Jones January 12, 2011

Wanker bag

A wanker bag functions like a cum rag although instead of a rag its a bag. It could be a sock.

Person A “So how’d the date go?”

Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag”
Person A “So what did you do?”
Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously”

by Skeeoung April 13, 2024

hot bag of dicks

A scalding sack of penises

There is no one happier than a sissy with a hot bag of dicks

by Wasatchstallion September 24, 2017

Mag my bag

Geting hit in the balls with a Glock magazine.

Hey mag my bag. 33 rounds please

by dude named Tyler from shawano June 4, 2022