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a small dick

by Hi 123456788 February 1, 2017
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zombie dick

when a man cums inside a woman and goes limp with in the vagina and after three seconds the dick will rise and smack the top of the womans vagina while she yells its alive!!!!!!!!
by Casey ''bigMAC'' McGinnis January 8, 2009
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Short Dick

a dick that is very small, and is common to belong to an asian person
Wang is 2in... he has a short dick
by drdicker69 June 8, 2010
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dick smell

the pleasant or pungent--depending on whose opinion and whose dick we be talkin bout--odeur of a man's twanger and 2 pinto beans

often associated with peanut butter, just as them girls' buttons be associated with ripe old bass, aka FISH!

lick up and eat out, fuckers!
"yo sligss, yo got sum mad dick smell
be careful that luke--who's allergic to peanut butter--don't catch cho whiff in the locker room
peace out, mofo!!"
by sliggs April 16, 2006
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doggie dick

Pink lipstick. It resembles a dog's weiner.
"Can I borrow your doggie dick?"
by pedro romero June 20, 2005
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Candle dick

Cover wax on your dick and put a wick on the head... light the wick and ask the birthday girl to blow it out.
The girl got her wish after she blew out her candle dick.
by Gary B May 22, 2003
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Dick Licker

A synonym for a putter used in mini golf. They range in size and color, usually a steel shaft with a rubber grip and head.
Dude i'm just trying to play some putt putt, quit touching my dick licker!
by gootentag November 15, 2009
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