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indistruct-a-ball 

A large ball made of toilet paper stolen from your university bathroom. Once it has reached maximum girth (aka, a soon as you get sick wrapping it) it is covered in duct tape and is henceforth known as indistruct-a-ball
Woah, get a load of that indistruct-a-ball! I heard it was made of 25 big rolls of t.p. from the hill center!
indistruct-a-ball by Goldphishe August 24, 2004
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Governor's Ball 

A party that is synonymous with Pimps and Ho's -- because it's hard out there for a pimp. At said party, the men dress in klassy suits, and the women dress as skankily as they possibly can. People have been known to only wear panties to said party.
My friend got retarded and went to the Governor's Ball. He said it was pretty tight.
Governor's Ball by Bishop Don Juan November 9, 2011

alaskan beach ball party 

Its when you go to the graveyard with a friend and dig up two corpses, you then fuck both or one of them and then you cut their heads off and play catch with them.
Friend 1: Hey man are you up for an Alaskan Beach Ball Party?
Friend 2: Sure thing, what the hell is it?
Friend 1: Its when you go to the graveyard with a friend and dig up two corpses, you then fuck both or one of them and then you cut their heads off and play catch with them.
Friend 2: OOOOOOOOOOO, Sounds fun!!

Defrag my ball drive 

Watching short snippets of good porn / hot tottie videos throughout the day in order to 'top up' or refill your ball sack in preparation for a 'Peter North' style session later that night
Been watching a few Jess Greenberg vids on YouTube today to defrag my ball drive. Gonna glaze the missus tonight !
Defrag my ball drive by funkysi2006 September 5, 2014

cock and ball torture 

the reason im never getting into bdsm
cock and ball torture is when someone abuses your genitalia
A neighborhood and metro stop in Arlington, VA. Very urbanized and filled with office buildings, apartments, condos and, of course, dry cleaners. More sterile than the other areas of Arlington (which is saying something). Typical resident is the Arlington Girl. Rents are extremely expensive, for reasons unknown to all.

Home of Rock Bottom Brewery. Wednesday is fire code violation night!
I'm so jealous, Sarah just got a studio in Ballston for $1300 per month!
ballston by arlingtonlifer September 25, 2007

Ballsacs 

ballsacs: an expression of frustration or disbelief
Ballsacs! I should've strapped up when I fucked that stripper last night.
Ballsacs by DBack22 January 10, 2009