Shit Bag

Shit Bag: Slang, Military Term: A person who is unmotivated and utterly worthless. Constantly finding different ways to get out of working, doing what they are supposed to, or being asked to do something and making up a dumbass excuse to get out of doing it...

You: Hey Fred, quit the shit baggery and come help me unload this truck!

Fred: I can't, I got to wasted last night, and I don't feel good.

You: Dude, you're a shit bag.

by UW|Zerokool-X November 21, 2020

Bag Chat

This term is mainly used in Australia for when someone is in your ear having a chat (mostly a very incoherent and annoying conversation). It is common to see a bloke at the local RSL come up to people and start dribbling words in someone’s ear who they don’t even know.

You are munted and you aren’t making any sense mate, do you mind not having a bag chat with me right now?

by Yourneighbourhoodunkiejay November 28, 2023

testation bag

a carrying bag that stupid social studies teachers carry around. They keep tests and other stupid people accessories in it too.

When we were done with our tests the teacher told us to put it in her testation bag.

by NormiEe July 1, 2003

Chinese duffel bag

shitting in a duffel bag after eating Chinese food

Holy shit! After eating at Panda Express, there is no other option than to do a Chinese duffel bag

by Toelicker420 June 25, 2021

bag o felonies

Usually a Crown Royal bag full of everything illegal to be thrown out in case of a pullover

Oh s*** is that a cop behind us where's the bag o felonies

by Blaneyfan1 February 10, 2021

I need a medic bag

A commonly used Payday 2 joke. It comes from the most epik man in Payday.

Example: Someone gets hurt and says "AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG" or "AHHH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG"

by Ranuncolo October 4, 2022

bag down

v. Do a respectable amount of blow

in reference to the small baggies that cocaine may sometimes be distributed in

Tim: "Yo Jim, you wanna bag down tonight?"
Jim: "Hell yeah tim, just make sure those 6s come through with their friends like last time. Chop me up a gator ASAP."

by ChapelThrillin May 7, 2021