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BALLS TWO GO

GOD gave us TWO BALLS most of us or if you are nonreligious evolution evolved TWO BALLS for us to have COURAGE AND NOT BE AN ASSHOLE.

It is INVOLUNTARY CASTRATION.

This includes ASS SHIT.
It is not TRANSGENDER SHIT ANAL ALAN it is BALLS TWO GO because you are a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE and FLAGRANT SEX MANIAC to the point of untimely EXPOSURE by using PEEPLE.

Hey BALLS TWO GO DICK includes your ANUS CRUNCHER at BUTT FUCKER time PROSTATE GLANDS are no longer part of your ORGASMIC PACKAGE.
by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 14, 2021
mugGet the BALLS TWO GOmug.

I’m going to be a dad?

Something a buzz light year looking potato says.
“I’m going to be a dad?”

(Spoiler alert: it’s a woman saying that.)
by Buzzthepotato May 15, 2025
mugGet the I’m going to be a dad?mug.

going to be spiders

Have you seen the trailer for The Emoji Movie? It's going to be spiders, I can tell.
by El Henzo December 15, 2017
mugGet the going to be spidersmug.

The money should be going to my kids

Hey, fuck your kids. The money shouldn't be going to them because I don't want my life to be waste by retarded ingrates. And no AI either.
Hym "Stole."

A fucking retard "The money SHOULD be going to my kids."

Hym "Your kids didn't do anything that result in the generation of the money and/or property. They just sat there like lumps of meat... Fuckable meat. If I steal your gun... And use it on your kids... Did YOU shoot them or did I shoot them? Now... Who's gun was it? You stole my gun. And you shot your own kids with it... And their corpses explode into a cloud of money... And then you looked down at the gun and realized... 'Oh wait that's MY gun...' And then you cried and you kissed and you moaned and your screamed and now you are stealing my wallet and enslaving and torturing me. I didn't even steal it from you! You had it pointed at my head for YEARS and then your dropped it... I picked it up and waved it around. You grabbed it back and tried to shoot me with it and I told you that thing was dangerous. And now you're taking my wallet (totally unrelated to the gun thing) and now you're back to pointing the gun at my head."
by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
mugGet the The money should be going to my kidsmug.

Drop and go

Dropping a vicious fart and then departing the scene so someone else is blamed.
Dude, that stinks.

Wasn't me.

I saw you sneak off into the kitchen, that was a classic drop and go!
by Shuaman November 19, 2020
mugGet the Drop and gomug.

Go Deli Beli up

When you eat so much deli meat you have to lay on the couch with belly up. Pregnant women are often mistaken for suffering from Deli Beli up.
by Romoboi May 31, 2019
mugGet the Go Deli Beli upmug.

going out with the bois

Your simply heading out with friends dumbass
Baby I'm just simply going out with the bois tonight
by Muffinmanz69696969 November 20, 2020
mugGet the going out with the boismug.

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