Fart bags are men who like to fart around other people. Farting and being a slob makes them feel manly. Other peculiar traits about fart bags: the majority of them are blue collar workers as you never find them in an office setting. They usually talk in a course sounding voice like they have a sore throat and they often talk about negative stuff. They have little to no morals. They often brag about things such as theft, time behind bars and getting into fights. They curse more than necessary. Every other word out of their mouth is “fuck”. Fart bags have a ripple effect on the environment and cause everyone around them to be in a bad mood. They brag about how much pussy they get but in reality they get little to none. If they get laid once a year they'll inflate that number and brag how they get laid all the time simply because they go to titty bars and look at porn a lot. They need Viagra to get it up. They bash anyone who isn't 100% straight. Also they like to make fun of anyone who they perceive as “weird” since fart bags are mundane dullards. Fart bags have a low intelligence and don't read any books. Fart bags wear shit stained underwear as they don't know how wipe their ass. Fart bags enjoy smelling other people's farts, since they're always farting around others, they're inviting others to fart around them.
by Bill Beef July 1, 2025
Get the Fart bagmug. by azathoth6667 March 1, 2017
Get the Dew Bagmug. by Chopalotofyou67 May 11, 2021
Get the Girly bag of puss nutsmug. 1.the act of fucking a woman so many times in the ass with a condom it turns black, thats when you know you have a garbage bag!!!!
2. the act of having a woman shit in your condom and then inserting the genitalia into the GARBAGE BAG!!!!!
2. the act of having a woman shit in your condom and then inserting the genitalia into the GARBAGE BAG!!!!!
1. "yeah dude i garbage bagged mary last night!", "how black was it?"
2. "i got garbage bagged last night, it was fucking terrible, didnt even see it comin"
2. "i got garbage bagged last night, it was fucking terrible, didnt even see it comin"
by Super Badass Sweet Daddy Jones January 12, 2011
Get the garbage baggedmug. When the party is over and you wake up sick, broke, with nothing left until payday and jones or become irritable.
by Chief Floppydisk August 15, 2015
Get the Bag gone flumug. An inaccesible shop in the Red Light District of Liberty City from Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories , where they sell bawdy bags.
Girl 1 : Did you hear that there is a new shop in the Red Light District, called Bawdy Bags?
Girl 2: Bawdy Bags? What do they sell there?
Girl 1: They sell bags, for your "bawdy", of course!
Girl 2: Bawdy Bags? What do they sell there?
Girl 1: They sell bags, for your "bawdy", of course!
by MrBigDig December 5, 2023
Get the Bawdy Bagsmug. Person A “So how’d the date go?”
Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag”
Person A “So what did you do?”
Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously”
Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag”
Person A “So what did you do?”
Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
Get the Wanker bagmug.