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Hot Pocket Straw

When you use a hot pocket as a flashlight and the insides get jammed in your urethra, so you have someone give you a blow job and they get a snack.
I gave my girlfriend a hot pocket straw last night, she loves ham and cheese.
by Kelskosh November 17, 2016
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Alabama Hot Pocket

An Alabama Hot Pocket is where one (Usually the male) Shits into the pussy before having sex.
Guy 1 : I heard Harrison gave Chloe an Alabama Hot Pocket
Guy 2 : Straight Legend
by ïïï March 11, 2019
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Hot Glue Gun

After pistol-whipping your ho, you take out your manhood and gently apply a nice bead of manplasma to her forehead.
Marco's bitch liked it rough, so he grabbed his gun and gave her the ol' Hot Glue Gun to finish her off.
by OhMyRod! July 17, 2017
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hot balls optimus

Optimus prime's back ally stripper name. Used when he hooks up with bumblebee on dirty street corners
Hot balls Optimus is a trap hoe he did me so good
by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016
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steamy hot lobster

idk its like a lobster that's steamy and hot
"damn that's such a steamy hot lobster."
by steamy hot lobsterr May 21, 2017
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hoseok's hot gf

this is someone who's original name is shay. she owns this title. it means that shay is extremely hot and has been together with hoseok since he could breathe. they are practically married at this point, so don't try and split them up. she will follow him to his grave.
P1: "bro did u just see that annoying ass, mentally ill girl who spams nonsense on instagram walk by?"
P2: "oh her? yeah that's hoseok's hot gf, shay."
by ihatemintchoco October 16, 2021
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hot buttered rum

This is the combination of four basic things which varies with the addition of various spices in accordance to personal taste. The basic ingredients are in order of mixing:
1. Hot water
2. Sugar
3. Molasses
4. Butter
5. Rum
The sugar, molasses, butter, and spices should be mixed together into a batter and then mixed into the hot water, before the rum is mixed in. Hot buttered rum batter can be purchase from Trader Joe's.
After the blizzard was over he was ready for a hot buttered rum.
by 212possum July 17, 2011
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