A delightful island gentleman who always acts in a manner akin to a responsible boomer. (Until the nosebeers kick in)
by fearmetrashbags September 09, 2019
The human logjam that develops at the front door of a store as too many people try to rush in to get to discounted items. People are shoved, knocked down and crushed against doors as people race to stuff that probably costs the same as it does all year. Black Friday, Black Friday beatdown, shopping, 1/2 price, discounted, coupons, Christmas presents, fistfights, stampede, Christmas, tvs, checkout lines, superstores, logjam
I’m staying in the car until people calm down. We’ve got a Black Friday bottleneck at the front of the store and people are getting nasty.
by joecoolthefool November 23, 2018
Louis Black is a nonce
by Louis Black is clapped October 17, 2018
Like a "Black Sawn Event" but way less significant. When something seemingly nice turns straight negative, in an unexpected way, or in a scale or manner that is unanticipated.
"Hey, this summer rain is really nice... I wonder how long it will last..." Check weather... "Oh no, there is a flash flood and tornado warning that was just issued! This is a real Black Duck Event."
by toms35 August 18, 2021
(No I am not talking comedy by african-american comics) this kind of comedy is born from taboos and subject matter that crosses the line twice. See New York Post taunt that freight-trained Jared Fogle as social justice warriors and snowflakes along with NoBama got pissed when twitter were hashtagging Five Dollar Footlong as implying it's not exactly a sandwich. This kind of humor is the type that can invoke a fist fight when taunted by bullies as you can imply the jokes about genetic attraction, as in hindsight with a recent article showing up it's a bit 'grosser than gross' in hindsight. I employed this kind of humor when engaging Eric Hovind on Creation Science Evangelism back in 2014 where I made a grisly one implying that the megalodon shark was in the water with Noah's Floating Zoo and one of the animals fell in the water when the fin was breaking the surface of the water. Or you can also use the film Carnosaur to illustrate human-dinosaur co-existence really looks like as I coined this "The Corman Retort."
The author of Gulliver's Travels is one of the your examples of black comedy with the piece "A Modest Proposal" as he might had inspired Edgar Allan Poe with his satire output, Holden's Counterpart has tons of black comedy examples as the self-depreciation using the Italian slurs. The Fandom Writer was also my first approach with grim humor with dark horror elements.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"
by fukcer192 March 06, 2024