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Want in one hand

" jizz in the other" is when you're about to ejaculate and your gf takes it in her hand but also high- fives you
"She started laughing when we were done and then asked me to give her a ' high-five'. Her hand was covered in my load and it made a spectacular, wet sound as our hands came together. Sometimes you just have to want in one hand and jizz in the other!"
by Runaroundsioux July 4, 2024
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that one mad Australian guy in cod

he said: Do you honestly think you're fucking funny, fucking with my friends? Seriously, you're a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? You're a fucking angry little fucking spastic.
that one mad Australian guy in cod says toxic shit
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one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.
1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.
by messy bun November 19, 2017
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one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.
Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"
by JewSlap August 8, 2016
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Throwing up a 1(one)

Throwing up a One specifically your pointer finger shows that you’re valid and loyal.
Ultimate sign of a person having a good time
Homie 1: *throwing up a 1(one) in a pic*
Homie 2 to Homie 1: You’re having a good time huh.
Homie 3 to Homie 1: You’re a loyal ass homie.
by Ronaldo Carrillo August 9, 2023
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one shot

a black man who drinks fortnite shields and cant die ''says your teamate'' and he has infinite health
that bitchass is ''one shot'' (although they didnt hit him) :(
by Exozs March 27, 2022
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Onety-one

Popularized by online skits featuting Cam'Ron and Brandy and social media influencer Talibah Bratton, it is the alternative pronunciation
of eleven (11) in order to be consistent with other homogeneous digraphs (two instances of the same number or character such as 22, 33, 44, 55, etc.). The suffix "-ty" translates to "multiple of 10", so it is the short written form of one * ten plus one. Alternative spellings and pronunciations include "onee-one" and "oney-one" or could also be denoted as "oneteen."
The Ocean's11 movie featuring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Bernie Mac should actually be called "Ocean's Onety-one."
by Qmoshyn December 25, 2023
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