sperm bags

A alternative description of balls, testicles, scrotum, sacks, plums, eggs.

Oh, I pissed her off and she hit me straight in the sperm bags.

by Jaybee_87 September 20, 2020

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Bagged

This term is used to describe stabbing someone in the stomach and sadly making have to poo in a specialised baggy given to you by the NHC

A term commonly used by road-men like this
“He got bagged “

by Dave420blaze March 19, 2020

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The professional wrestler and brother of Hulk Hogan. Instead of yelling out "brother" at the end of every sentence, he yells out "Bitch" like the famous cook: Jesse Pinkman, or "Mommy" like the submissive slut he claims to be. Don't let that fool you, he'll put you on the ground in the ring and he won't let up. He has his special move called "Planetary Absorption" where he jumps and lands stomach first on his opponents. EVERYBODY GET READY FOR BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG HINGERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN

Wow, I can't wait to watch Bag Hingerman at his next show. I heard he's tackling the whole Among Us cast

by LEFTCHEEKLEFTCHEEKLEFTCHEEKKK January 20, 2023

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Shit bag

People who lack an all around general work ethic. Usually guys named Kevin.

“There he is, the shit bag.”

“Oh, you mean Kevin? Yeah. He’s a shit bag.”

by Microkitten November 3, 2023

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empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.

The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???

by QuacksO December 8, 2018

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