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Luigi's meaty cock

Luigi has a big cock and it's so big that Mario is really jealous.
Princess Peach: I leave you, Mario.
Mario: Why?
Princess Peach: Because of Luigi's meaty cock.
by Beter47 January 3, 2021
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Cock-man-chu

When a man with a large punishment drapes his manhood against the upper lip of his lover to resemble a Fu-man-chu
"My man gave me a cock-man-chu last night. He's so long!!"
by ScoobaSt3v3 May 4, 2022
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Cock and Ball Lingerie

Cock and ball lingerie or CBL, is a sexual activity involving the application of lacing and/or leather to the penis and/or testicles. This may involve directly lewd lingeries, such as cock corset, balls bra, balls suspenders, Frilly bell end, cock socks, furry coats, testicle gloves, testicle high socks, leather shaft braces, shaft garter belts and ball glamour.
Person 1: Look at her, she got a fancy futa cock
Person 2: I know she got some Cock and Ball Lingerie
by Bigboenergy June 14, 2020
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I’ll suck a cock

Usually used by twitch streamer Yourragegaming when he sees a shot that he doesn’t think someone will make usually ending in the shot being scored and no cock sucked
If Davis makes this I’ll suck a cock
by GlockfrmDeo July 26, 2021
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Colossal Cock Chaos

He has the biggest peen on the planet and is only 15. He has had sex with 331 different women, and has probably fucked your mom. He wants to be a train conductor when he grows up so he can keep running trains on these hoes.
KTR: dude I think Colossal Cock Chaos is coming to my house
Tuna: oh no hes gonna fuck your mom just like he fucked my mom
KTR: 😥
by BitcoindaVikingFan October 21, 2020
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alabama slam cock

When your with a female and you put on her knees and slam ones appendage upon her foregeadt
I gave Jodie the ole Alabama Slam cock
by Allen Write January 1, 2021
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Blue Whale Cock

The largest dick of any animal. The Blue Whale Cock can measure 8 feet 5 inches and have a 3 foot girth. The Blue Whale cock is so big that if you were to suck its cum blast it would blow you 2 miles across the ocean. Its dick weights anywhere from 1 to 2 tons. So for all you ladies that love big ones, let a blue whale dick you down ;)
Wow, what is that big seal on the bottom of that whale?

That is not a seal, that is a Blue Whale Cock

Woah, that's fucking huge

I know right!!! Biggest in the animal kingdom
by GM123 July 29, 2016
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