Facebook Baby

When two persons meet each other thru facebook mostly ending in meeting up on a date or hookup resulting in a future facebook baby.

Chad : my parents met at the fair,what about you billy?

Ned: my parents met at a restaurant parking lot.

Jessie : ned your parents lying ,my mom knows your parents and told me youre a facebook baby like me .

by Pussylicker6677 September 21, 2018

weiner baby

A newly deflowered person who still has very little understanding about how to pleasure a weiner

Alisa just sucked her first dick, a brand new weiner baby is born.

by unheracross September 24, 2018

baby salad

The perfect combination of infanticide and cannibalism: a baby salad is baby entrails and organs mixed and minced either in a bowl or on a sacrificial shrine, and then perhaps consumed.

Abraham almost made a baby salad from his son Isaac, but then God stopped him. singular form

The Fore people of Papua New Guinea had a kuru epidemic, because they had too many baby salads. plural form

by x3mbo September 24, 2018

Baby Hands

Baby hands

Damn!!! That Coronarita making B look like he got baby hands!

by Grant Gallagmanclair September 25, 2018

Baby Magic

When you change a baby's poop diaper and ten minutes later they poop again

Damn it! The baby did it's baby magic again

by WhyTho.mp4/wack September 27, 2018

baby exchange

When you cum inside an envelope that came inside an envelope and return to the original sender

Ken: Did you mail that envelope back in?

Tyler: Of course, I made sure to include the baby exchange.

by Thetiedyeburrito September 27, 2018

baby tylee

Baby tylee is a hot specimen of child that needs a spanking from daddy Ashley constantly so yes. Yumyum

Baby tylee needs a spanking

by Daddyashleybaby October 6, 2018