Aiden Bones

Someone who can take a hit or out drink most people
bad to the bones
a rock n' roller
a real grungy kid

"did you see aiden bone's tonight? he/she look so fly"
"dude you look like an aiden bones,wich is a good thing"

by aidenbones September 12, 2009

Elephantis Bonerus

A rare medical condition of having a huge boner like an elephant for a long period of time.

Did you notice my Elephantis Bonerus when I saw your mother yesterday?

by Dr. Elephantis, Dr. Bonerus January 4, 2010

signal boner

Occurs when your phone displays completely full bars, thus ascending in a shape that resembles an erect penis (a boner).

Guy A: Do you have any signal?

Guy B: Yeah man, my phone has a signal boner right now.

by joerun26 July 21, 2010

Non-Boneritus

The ability to not get a boner ever.

Damn, i cant get a boner, due to this non-boneritus.

by Cuddderz September 19, 2010

Ring Boner

The inflation of a person's ego from obtaining new ringtones!

I don't understand getting a Ring Boner from buying ringtones. I get mine for free.

by Reiden January 24, 2011

Dog Boneing

When you stick a milk bone dog treat in your ass and have a dog eat it out.

I really like dogs, thats why Imma be dog boneing with my dog later.

by 12324354678765434567 May 16, 2011

Security Boner

Typically used on forums, especially in gaming clans. When one user does something or says something minor and the moderation team completely overreacts and bans the user.

Scott often gets security boners when he browses the General Forums.

by delta1135 August 12, 2011