Sexy Hot Matrix

This is a scale which compares hotness and craziness, and tells you how your night should end

Oh yeah, she is high up on my sexy hot matrix

by Quickscoper 420 NS September 9, 2016

Hot Pocket Straw

When you use a hot pocket as a flashlight and the insides get jammed in your urethra, so you have someone give you a blow job and they get a snack.

I gave my girlfriend a hot pocket straw last night, she loves ham and cheese.

by Kelskosh November 17, 2016

hot balls optimus

Optimus prime's back ally stripper name. Used when he hooks up with bumblebee on dirty street corners

Hot balls Optimus is a trap hoe he did me so good

by Therealmvp67967 December 1, 2016

lithium hot chick

An awesome band! Made of mostly guys and one girl.

Dude did you hear the new song by lithium hot chick

by Awesomelaina December 13, 2016

hot pocket in the shower

A sex act that is so dirty you can't describe it, but you have no regrets.

After the worst day at work, I had a hot pocket in the shower. No regrets.

by chrysalis77 December 14, 2016

Hot Glue Gun

After pistol-whipping your ho, you take out your manhood and gently apply a nice bead of manplasma to her forehead.

Marco's bitch liked it rough, so he grabbed his gun and gave her the ol' Hot Glue Gun to finish her off.

by OhMyRod! July 17, 2017

Nursing home hot

The unGodly hot temperature they keep set at nursing homes.

If you’re going to Sherri’s parents house, wear your bikini. They keep it nursing home hot.

by Inquisitive one two three February 21, 2019