Zombie Blowjob

When you get your bitch high on bath salts, then immediately wrap your dick in a hotdog bun, and offer it to her as a sacrifice and a testament of your love.

"I no long have a sick because I got a Zombie Blowjob."

by Canttouchthis8395939 October 19, 2018

Zombie Extinguisher

A steam/discord user which doesn't do things that would benefit his Gmod server that 99% of his community want.

Community: remov cs waepons!111!!!!111
Zombie Extinguisher: no :upside_down:

by A Singular Feline March 1, 2021

zombie joke

a fart. can be used to describe or warn of the coming fart.

anybody know any good zombie jokes?

that was a good zombie joke.

by dopplerganger July 18, 2007

zombie kitty

1 Supposed to be a boy kitty, but gets pregnant and is an asshole about it.

2 Constantly demands food, especially yours while you eat it.

3 Doesn't want you to touch it, except in 10 second intervals on its own time, never when you want to. If you try, it hisses, walks to food dish and demands to be fed instead.

Honey, guess what, Mr kitty is pregnant.

Hey cat, that's my pop tart.

Well fine then zombie kitty, if I can't pet you, then you can eat dog food till I'm good and ready to get up and feed you.

by Melandmom June 7, 2014

Zombie Racist

A Person who hate Zombies.
A Person who don't watch or Like Zombie Movies

So, You Hate Zombies?
You're a zombie racist

by Clay Jensen January 20, 2019

zombie god

n00bs that try to be creative with the word "zomg" or OMG.

"i just got a new pc"
"is it good"?
"no?"
"ZOMBIE GOD"

by salvage March 11, 2007

Zombie Dust

A drug mix of cocaine & heroin. Originally made by the legend himself Nikki Sixx

I can’t wait to snort some zombie dust tonight

by Livewire666 January 25, 2021