weed

1. Marijuana.

2. Holy plant of the rastafarians, a plant containing the mind-altering chemical Tetrahydrocannabinol (I sure hope I spelled that right) or THC for short. This plant is pretty much the most commonly used illegal drug in the United States, probably because of it's availability and LACK OF SERIOUS NEGATIVE SIDE EFFECTS. In recent years, marijuana has been increasingly made into a scapegoat by politicians and media alike, by being depicted as a killer drug that turns your brain to mush, and causes you to shoot your friends and run over little girls on tricycles. This, my friends, is bullshit. Weed doesnt kill people. Fools who do not know how to handle their shit whilst blazed kill people. And to people that say that every person that smokes weed can't "face reality", and that weed ruined their lives, all I can say is that you didnt fuck up your life because you smoked weed. You were just a pussy to begin with, and weed only enhanced your pussyness by giving you an excuse to buy into the downward spiral that became your miserable life.

Weak-minded Fool: OMGFZZZ dont smoke teh weed one hit will give you mouth and lung and brain cancer1111
Non-Weak-Minded Person: Shut up dumbass

by Fuck freevibe January 9, 2006

Weedie

An attractive giggling person who smokes marijuana.

Jared: That girl is so cute and happy!
Tom: I know, she's such a weedie

by BlipBlopp January 10, 2010

giggle weed

A slang term for marijuana or the herb.

Mark gave Tim some of that giggle weed and he ate the whole bag of sweet snacks.

by Digger September 29, 2005

Weed Whacker

A person, usually but not always a woman, who dates or otherwise becomes romantically or sexually involved with a man for the sake of obtaining free weed.

My friend isn't a gold digger--she's a weed whacker!! She's seeing this guy because she can get all the weed she wants!

by Stop the pendulum January 12, 2006

weed

A plant that when smoked (or consumed in other various ways) causes a euphoric state that difers depending on the weed smoked, the method it was smoked in, your tolerance, and your current mood. The only reasons weed is illegal is because you can make virtually anything out of hemp. But I say why make jeans that feel like shit out of pot, when you can smoke it! Weed is proven to be less dangerous than cigarettes and alcohol, or any other mind altering substance for that matter. With no proven deaths and no real consequences, weed is safer than fucking water.

I'm a recovering alcoholic and at six-months sober I got high for the first time before school... I aced a math test that day. In my freshan year (I still drank) I had 5 F's and a D, in my sophmore year (moved on to weed) I maintain a B+ average and a better home life. Right now the only thing dangerous about weed is if you get caught with it... unless your like me and have good friends in the pig-force.

~~420 EVERY DAY~~

by wannacheechabowlwithme January 16, 2007

weed eyes

when its really good weed and your eyes get small and red

tina: yo, i smoked some good weed and now my eyes are red......... i got weed eyes. if i don't get some visine soon, my mother is going to kill me.

jen: Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah...................what? (DUH)

by shystagirl April 16, 2010

Jew Weed

The best cannabis around, if you don't believe it, consult your rabbi!

Shalom my brother, where can I get that good good, that jew weed.

by Rabbi Gotfreid February 10, 2009