mistake whale

One who either makes a big mistake or plenty of little mistakes which combined make a BIG MISTAKE!

My biology partner is a mistake whale. He fucks up nearly every lab we do.

by bonher123 February 25, 2011

Sweet Whale

A mentally deranged, happy yet paranoid man (obesity optional).

Check out the sweet whale feasting on the sushi buffet.

by RichIsRad June 18, 2011

Sperm Whale

A very horny male (Reign) who likes squirting.

Sperm Whale squirted on her last night.

by Ur_W0rstNightmar3 September 17, 2017

the great whale

The great whale

The real God. He created the seven wonders of the world. He fucked all the bitches. The Great Whale will mentally rape you with riddles that are only solvable by the elder whalers. Believe in the whale.

by The elder whaler August 25, 2016

wailing whale

When two fat people are having sex on the beach and the man gives her a screaming seagull and she wails in pain like a whale

Jerry: i gave my girl a wailing whale yesterday.
Scott: wait the fat chick you are going out with.
Jerry: fuck you.

by Glenn quagmire November 18, 2014

whale syndrome

A popular expression used by French Canadians, which depicts the urge to film and/or take as much pictures as possible of an event which seems amazing when seen in real-time, but appears devoid of interest when looking back at the footage and/or photos.

The expression's name relates to whale tours, a popular tourist attraction in Québec's Côte-Nord, during which this phenomenon is very frequent among newcomers.

Quebecer 1: Can you believe this? Aunt Jeanne managed to fill 3 memory cards with her photos from the whale tour...
Quebecer 2: Whale syndrome. Don't worry about it, that's a family trait. It's just like my grandfather who films fireworks shows.

by AgentRev September 27, 2011

coke whale

Overweight girls who do a lot of coke.

Hey bob, get a load of those coke whales over there!

by Selma January 6, 2019