Nuclear War

A game in which two people have a curry and then take up adjacent stalls see who can produce more noxious explosive diarrhea.
Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
I was having a nuclear war. I won.
Damn good job.
by СукаБлять December 02, 2016
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Gender Wars

Some stupid and pointless boys vs girls war that I wish ended after Kindergarten.
Son: "I hate this gender wars stuff my classmates obsess about. Boys and girls should be equal."

Mom: "Don't worry. This boys vs girls stuff will end in 1st grade."

*20 years later*

Male incel: "WOMEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISANDRIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE KITCHEN"

Female incel: "MEN ARE IGNORANT ENTITLED MISOGYNIST STUPID AND BELONG IN THE BATTLEFIELD"

MrBeast (yes I'm dead serious): "100 Girls vs 100 Boys for $500,000"

Son: "My mom lied to me"
by Silicosis9324 November 10, 2022
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edit war

On Wikipedia, an edit war is where someone changes an entry, and then someone else changes it back. These two then keep changing the entry back and forth rather than discussing the matter on the talk page.
Recently, and edit war on Wikipedia's 'British Isles' entry over whether it was right to include Ireland in the British isles led to textbook pbulisher Fallons to remove all references to the 'British isles' from the Irish editions of their atlases.
by Darth Ridley December 18, 2006
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Emoji war

when you repeatedly text someone a single emoji and the text back to see who has the best one
Matt:🍆
Me :🍅
Matt:😫
Me:😭
Matt:👳
Me:👲
Matt:did we just have an Emoji war
by 88swaggie February 15, 2015
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Star Wars

the act of making out with another human being. but in code
hey, lets go watch some Star Wars ;)
by Mr.anonymously handsome January 03, 2011
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Schlong wars

The act a group of males preform in which each man puts on a glow in the dark condem, turns of the lights, and has a "light saber" fight.
We are having Schlong wars at jims house on Saturday, but Mike always where's the purple.
by Theking78 October 02, 2014
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Dildo wars

Kinda like star wars but with dildos
by Doctorficktor June 14, 2014
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