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Norwegian Unicorn

The act of placing a Dildo securely to ones Forehead!
She turned her boyfriend into a Norwegian Unicorn!
by Xuan Torro June 4, 2020
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Floppy Unicorn

Floppy Unicorn: A person wearing a big floppy strap on dildo on their head.
We were at a party at our bosses house, when all of the sudden Rocco came out of the house wearing a strap on dildo. He looked like a Floppy Unicorn 🦄
by Foreskin Mc Adams June 28, 2020
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Fat Unicorn

If you think it is a fat unicorn, it's a Rhinoceros
4 year old girl: It's a fat Unicorn!

Father: No it's a Rhinoceros.
by You stupid... May 6, 2021
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Girlboss unicorn sparkle squad

boy 1: the girlboss unicorn sparkle squad isn’t real
The squad: *GIRLBOSS SLAM*
Boy 1: AHAHAHAHAH
by peach cookie December 16, 2021
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Unstable Unicorn

An unstable unicorn is a person who gets horny at random times, or just at all times.
A: "my girlfriend is literally always horny. Shes such an unstable unicorn."

B: "yea, I wouldnt date Ellie. Shes an unstable unicorn. I mean unless you are too...."
by BubblegumBats February 20, 2022
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The Unicorn

You put a dildo strapped to your head and randomly switch between the dildo and your penis during sex.
Don Cheadle gave her The Unicorn and now she can barely walk!
by PopcornPenisMouseSword January 19, 2023
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Mike The Unicorn

At Day you may know him as "Lucca", a pirate who is skilled at sky-diving and kicking ass. But come nightfall, he turns into a unicorn named Mike. Legend has it, that he teams up with Mila the Ninja, Eugenio the Genie, and Chuck Norris to fight the evil forces of "Voldemort, the unicorn Eater" and "Pedo-Bear". He is very good friends with Fred The Bear.
by Mike The Unicorn December 11, 2011
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