lion and the unicorn

a sexual position, where a man straps a dildo to his fore head ( he being the unicorn ) and inserts it into another mans ass ( the lion )

its your turn to be the unicorn, i will be the lion

by bad man April 2, 2003

Chocolate Unicorn

Accidentally shitting on someone's forehead while sitting on his/her face.

Jeff gave Annie a Chocolate Unicorn while she teabagged him and she couldn't get the stink out of her hair for days.

by William J Chance May 27, 2010

Unicorn emoji

The unicorn emoji means that a bisexual or pansexual person is up for a threesome with anyone

“Unicorn emoji? tf does that mean?”

*pansexual/bisexual appears*

“HI!”

by Maybealesbianidk September 5, 2021

Unicorn Blood

Alcoholic beverage made with lemonade, vodka, blue curacao, and maraschino cherries. When done right, resembles a rainbow.

I had unicorn blood at that Harry Potter party last night. It was tasty!

by SamiQoo January 10, 2014

Unicorn Slut

Someone who occasionally practices anal sex and loves it.

Keith: Did you know Ashley has a weird fascination with getting her bubble butt pounded through her butthole?

John: Damn really?! I'd hit that Unicorn Slut.

by FlaccidVagina August 10, 2015

Flaccid Unicorn

When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!

Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn

by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016

Unicorn porn

A rare and mystic type of porn in which unicorns have sex with humans. To have seen this is very special for it only happens every 69 years. It only happens every 69 years due to the sex position they are in.

OMG I finally have seen unicorn porn. I feel so enlightened... It's so colorful...and sixty-niney.

by Steyudndvrhrjdjd February 20, 2018