A gender non-conforming bisexual woman. Kind of like a butch lesbian, but bisexual. May have short hair, wear men's or men's-style clothes, be unshaven, or any or none of the above.
Girl 1: Hey, check out that cute girl over there in the basketball shorts. Is she gay?
Girl 2: No, she swings both ways. She's a total tom-bi.
Girl 2: No, she swings both ways. She's a total tom-bi.
by TheTomcat May 15, 2016
Get the Tom-bimug. Tom Clarkson is a kind and caring (and really fit) teacher. He was never scared to help the pupils and as a result fell off the roof of the school :(. Everyone liked him and he had his eyes on every female member of staff, like whenever someone new came into the staff room he was in their knickers before you could say “hello”. Overall definitely the fittest teacher to walk the halls of Waterloo Road!
Person 1: “Who do you think was fit last night on Waterloo Road?”
Person 2: “Tom Clarkson all day mate”
Person 1: “Guess what, I’ve only gone and slept with that new girl!”
Person 2: “Mate your turning into Tom Clarkson”
Person 2: “Tom Clarkson all day mate”
Person 1: “Guess what, I’ve only gone and slept with that new girl!”
Person 2: “Mate your turning into Tom Clarkson”
by WR fan September 16, 2020
Get the Tom Clarksonmug. The most cuddly of the Tom subspecies. Papa Tom's are extremely friendly. They love holding hands on any walks that exceed 2 and a half minutes. Papa Tom's enjoy kids movies, as well as cannabis in any and all consumable forms.
Local Folk lore tells of his ability to transfigure into numerous forms. Let him behind the wheel; he's Dale Earnhardt Jr. . Get him killed on Playstation; he's Dead Tom. Deny him of his liquor or weed; he's Brandon. He is everywhere, and he is nowhere. A master of illusion and confusion.
Some question his existence, but they only get questions in return. A never ending cycle of questions renders those in contact mentally broken. No one can overcome this endless cycle of Tom Foolery. He is a modern day siren of the East. Many have attempted such feats, but to no avail.
Local Folk lore tells of his ability to transfigure into numerous forms. Let him behind the wheel; he's Dale Earnhardt Jr. . Get him killed on Playstation; he's Dead Tom. Deny him of his liquor or weed; he's Brandon. He is everywhere, and he is nowhere. A master of illusion and confusion.
Some question his existence, but they only get questions in return. A never ending cycle of questions renders those in contact mentally broken. No one can overcome this endless cycle of Tom Foolery. He is a modern day siren of the East. Many have attempted such feats, but to no avail.
Friend: Hey I bet you'd like a Pop Tart Mister?
Papa Tom: Hey I sure would?
Friend: Yeah they're pretty tasty?
Papa Tom: Hey I know?
Friend: ......fuck
Papa Tom: Hey I sure would?
Friend: Yeah they're pretty tasty?
Papa Tom: Hey I know?
Friend: ......fuck
by Fraser94 March 6, 2016
Get the Papa Tommug. Racist, black man hater, black male disliker, KKK member, Islamophobic, djalla, fodder, certified white male, grown American man looking ahh, goofy, quirky, bledder, kebber.
by TomVosKkrDjalla March 21, 2022
Get the Tom Vosmug. An ex mactor who is now a leathery looking frontman of a below average cover band. He was recently caught having an affair with a woman who resembles Bambi but with cotton candy for brains.
by ShiShu March 11, 2023
Get the Tom Sandovalmug. a parody version of Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady named Tom Gravy who is a competitive hot dog eater created at some point during a conversation where content creators Dream and Quackity explained American sports to British content creator GeorgeNotFound.
by diamond-reuben February 8, 2021
Get the Tom Gravymug. A half demon/half mewman guy (don't ask) that may burst into flames at any given time. He is the prince of the underworld with 3 eyes and horns but surprisingly hates politics. He is in love with Star Butterfly so he's attempting to improve his anger issues because she inspires him. (on cue) "aww"
by RbnTrash January 6, 2018
Get the Tom Lucitormug.