A dude who thinks he's a legend but in fact he looks like a llama and is an idiot. Also he is a simp undercover. But at least he has a big dick (not approved info)... Stop advertising your dick already!

Oh hey Matt. You are a seahorse.

by True Legend August 24, 2020

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Get the Mattmug.

your matt

a pretty cool guy; really likes girls; willing to fight any one or thing; always has a really big cock; he's a pimp daddy

1. Matt: take ur clothes off
Girl: ok
Matt: Give me head
Girl: SURE!!

2. YEAH!!!!!

by rock_out March 17, 2005

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Get the your mattmug.

Matt Wilhelm

The best flatlander in the world in my opinion. Has won two year end Champion titles, 3 X-games medals, Fox's "30 seconds to fame" $25,000 grand prize, Silver medal in the World Championship, and many more awards. he made a dvd called "ground rules." His tricks include spinning on front and back wheels, scuffing, and of course his Signature "No-Handed Time Machine."

i bought this dvd called ground rules made by matt wilhelm and now i can do a tailwhip on my bike.

by Carati June 11, 2006

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Matt hit

A Matt his is when a person (preferably redheaded) inhales the stale, foul tasting smoke from the ash left over in a bowl of marijuana. Commonly refered to as a cashed bowl, the matt hit is a desperate attempt to get one last hit, frequently causing ash to enter your mouth if your unfortunate enough to not have a screen.

"You want the Matt hit?"
"No thanks, it tastes nasty."
"Sure?"
"Yeah, I don't want to burn my throat."

by no juice October 18, 2008

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