baby cow

A slang word that can describe just about anything

omg frau was being such a baby cow today
Joel's roommate is such a baby cow like ewww
Randy's teeth look like a baby cow

by Babyk1 April 8, 2015

cow cunt

Any large 50+ year old woman and/or ex-lesbian who's name might be ohhhh.......Sasha and cleans neither her teeth, cunt or flab folds.

That cow cunt has extremely rancid teeth.

by Emma Notakow January 23, 2004

COW RAPER

a very affection male who seeks his love towards cattle

HEY FARMER!!!! watch out theres a cow raper in the barn again!!!

by CarlTheShanker November 12, 2003

cow shears

Thing that Homebase don't sell

I'll stop being a vegetarian when Homebase sell cow shears

by Pedant tic May 3, 2005

Milking the cow

The act of a girl jerking a guy off to make him cum while he is laying face down in a netted hammock.

Bob: Where is Katie going?
Jack: Oh that slut got thirsty so she is milking the cow on some stranger in the park.

by JJCCMMT November 11, 2014

pet cow

a guy you just met that you think is hot can be your pet cow. you choose

meeting a hot guy going up to him saying hi.. whats your name and then pat him on the head and say you are now my pet cow :) (only if you think he is hot)

by pet cow lover ♥ October 6, 2012

Keys Cow

Something you should never translator in Google Translate

Mark: Hey, translate Keys Cow in google translate!
John: Okay, it says sussy baka
Mark: Haha I got you!

by I_don't_fuckin_know August 11, 2021